THE RUG
Our hamster aped his whole seed stash into a dogcoin. It rugged in 4 minutes. He cried. A lot.
Every meme coin needs an origin story. Ours is medically inaccurate and legally questionable.
Our hamster aped his whole seed stash into a dogcoin. It rugged in 4 minutes. He cried. A lot.
Red candles everywhere. His wheel stopped spinning. Doctor said: 'this pain has no cure'.
So he found a tiny pistol in the sunflower seed drawer. Nobody knows how. Nobody asks.
Now he hunts every bad chart personally. They call him... PAIN KILLER.
Right-click, steal, post. That is the whole marketing plan.





