$PAINK • CERTIFIED SIGMA RODENT

PAIN
KILLER

The Cure For Your Portfolio Pain

One angry hamster. One tiny gun. Zero utility. Side effects may include uncontrollable gains, chart-staring and telling your mom about crypto again.

CONTRACT

CA: dropping soon 👀

Pain Killer mascot: a chubby hamster with big teary eyes aiming a tiny pistol
NO PAIN ALLOWEDBANG 💥

THE LORE

Every meme coin needs an origin story. Ours is medically inaccurate and legally questionable.

01

THE RUG

Our hamster aped his whole seed stash into a dogcoin. It rugged in 4 minutes. He cried. A lot.

02

THE PAIN

Red candles everywhere. His wheel stopped spinning. Doctor said: 'this pain has no cure'.

03

THE GUN

So he found a tiny pistol in the sunflower seed drawer. Nobody knows how. Nobody asks.

04

THE CURE

Now he hunts every bad chart personally. They call him... PAIN KILLER.

JOIN THE SQUAD

The hamster is loud, online and mildly unhinged. Come say hi.

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